Small Talk

Breakfast table.  Charlie is eating his peanutbutter toast and Mommy is drinking her coffee.  Charlie takes a big bite out of the middle of his sandwich.

Charlie: It's a submarine! 
Charlie takes another bite and a corner of his toast tears.
Charlie: Now it's a flats boat. It has a flat tire! 
Charlie and Mommy dissolve into laughter, then Charlie opens his sandwhich and starts licking off the peanutbutter.
Charlie: No more flat tire!
Mommy: Buddy, you are fabulous!
Charlie: I'm not fablus. (pause)  I'm a  pickle!

This kid could have his own show!