Morning Chat

Shirtless Charlie sits on the couch next to Mommy.

"What this, Mommy?"
Pause, while Mommy tries to figure out the correct terminology...Ummmmm....
"That is your booby, Buddy."
Clearly Mommy needs a complete cup of coffee to hold her own in these conversations.
Poking at his chest, "It doesn't hurt."
Laughing, "No, it really shouldn't hurt."
"This one, too? Just like Daddy's?"
"Yes, Buddy, just like Daddy's"
"Can I touch them?"
"Ummm....sure?"
"Ok."